Some More Random One-Shot Gags

Yes, Anne, she's right. You're only good at things that have no bearing whatsoever on taking over the galaxy - or anything else for that matter.

BTW, the advice given to Ava is completely off base. Ava can't even take care of herself. She wouldn't do too great at giving others advice.

Um. . .

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