Anne's Brief Foray Into Professional Demolition

And it was a very brief foray. Ava saw to that.



 You aren't helping your case, Anne. And, BTW. . . how in the world does he know you're a terrorist? Did you walk in there and say, "Hi, I'm a Sith and I want to conquer the galaxy and crush all those who oppose me, now let's talk about the possibility of your demolitions firm hiring me"?




This is your once-in-a-blue-moon deus ex machina, Anne. Hope you're enjoying it. (There was no way she would have really gotten hired. That needed some literary license.)

How this story ended: Anne showed up for work the next day and managed to pocket several plastic explosives. Ava found them and made sure Anne got fired over it. The end.


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